Витя Кондратюк

Витя Кондратюк проживает в городе Летичев, Украина. Родной город - ˙·٠•● ๑۩۞۩๑ LeticheV๑۩۞۩๑●•٠·˙˙. Рожден в год Петуха по китайскому гороскопу, знак зодиака Близнецы. В настоящий момент Вите 32 года. Из открытых источников получены следующие сведения: информация о высшем и среднем образовании, карьере, родственниках.

"Семь раз отпей - один раз отлей!" " Весна покажет кто где срал !" "Водка "Буратино"... Почувствуйте себя дровами..." "Надпись на водочной этикетке: "Перед злоупотреблением охладить" " Как не работай - всегда найдётся козёл, который работает меньше, а получает больше." "Спи быстрей - подушка нужна." "Дети на заднем сидении приводят к несчастному случаю, несчастный случай на заднем сидении приводит к детям." "Хорошо зафиксированный пациент в анастезии не нуждается." "Капля никотина убивает лошадь, а хомяка разрывает на куски." "Не пойман -не призывник." "Стучитесь! И вас откопают." "Мышьяк продается только по рецептам и нечего показывать фотографию вашей тещи!" "Алкоголь полезен -миллионы мужчин не могут ошибаться." "Ты чего такая сердитая? С метлы упала?" "Чем дальше в лес, тем злее дятлы" "Кто рано встает, тот всех достает." "Девиз экзаменатора: "Каждой твари по паре" "Подари мне свою фотографию, я её в буфет поставлю, чтобы дети за конфетами не лазили." "Вскрытие показало, что больной спал." "К вечеру синоптики обещают потемнение." "Пропало вознаграждение. Нашедшему - собака." "На земле лежал труп Буратино, а над ним зловеще и хищно кружились дятлы." "Денег не хватает даже на то, чтобы понять, что не в них счастье." "Астролог Сидоров заглянул в будущее и... получил оттуда по морде" "Да я в твои годы вагоны разгружал.И пока не поймали!" "Время лечит, не тратьте его в очередях к врачам" "Меньше будешь в Интернете - здоровее будут дети!" "Дятлы застукали сурков на месте преступления до смерти!" "Компьютерные игры сделали из человека обезьяну!" "Абонент находится на зоне и временно недоступен." "Здоровый сон не только продлевает жизнь, но и сокращает рабочий день." "Чтоб ты утопился в луже!" "Если лошадь вам говорит, что вы псих, то это так и есть..." _#_______________________###_ _####___________________####_ __#####________________#####_ __######______________######_ ___#######____________######_ _____########________#######_ ______#########_____#######__ ________########____#######__ _________#########__#######__ _____________######_#####____ ________________########_____ __________#############______ ________#################____ _______###(__)############____ ______###################____ _____#####################___ ______###################____ _______#################_____ ___________##########________ __________#############______ ________################_____ _______####/ ######## \####____ ______####/ ########## \####___ _____####/ ############ \###__ _____###/ ############# |###__ _____###| ############## /##__ _____###\ ############# /##____ ______##################_____ _______################______ ________##############_______ _________############________ _________############________ _________############________ _________############________ _________#####__#####________ _________####____####________ ________#####____#####_______ _____########____########____ _____########____########___

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