Ivan Petrov

Ivan Petrov проживает в городе Fredericksburg, США. Семейное положение Ivan: не женат.

Im so polite that I'll even turn on the lights for blind people. I once said "hello" to the Queen of England and she said "Thank you". I went skydiving without a parachute... twice. If I stood still you'd think of the marble David. I'm a lover not a fighter but I'm a fighter so don't get any ideas. I saved an entire African village from famine....with a phone call. I won the silver medal at the Olympics because gold didn't match my shoes. I climbed Mount Everest in sandals and read all the harry potter and twilight series before I reached the top. When I check missed calls it says- The President. I can speak fluent Russian in French. I invented the beard. I could tell you stories of my adventures in the jungles and the highseas but you havnt bought my book yet. I've never come across a locked door. My cell phone always has reception. Your netflix arrives the next day because I just finished watching it. If I sleep in, there's no news headlines in 32 countries. I was in incarcerated in a Chinese prison but since I was sprung, I go back every thursday to play poker with the guards. My blood smells like colone. I always eat breakfast in a different country, and never arm wrestled a bear and lost. Last winter I saved a baby colt, from an icy river. While nursing it back to health for months, I whistled a tune until it was strong enough to go back in the wild. To this day when I whistle that tune it finds me and lets me ride it to the nearest starbucks where I enjoy hot columbian mud water and sign autographs.